You should have kept this one in your pants. Yeah, Aldean should have gotten the hint when country music’s boy band was handing him down their sloppy seconds that it would result in a career embarrassment.Ĭome on Jason Aldean, stick to singing about the common man and their struggles. Oh, and Florida-Georgia Line took time from rolling naked in their own piles of money to co-write this song. No, that burning you feel in your genitals isn’t from erotic allure, it’s because this song is the audio equivalent of a pussing venereal onslaught. He should have worn a rubber instead of inseminating our ear holes with this public health audio pandemic. The best part of this song ran down Aldean’s pasty inner thigh and ended up as an embarrassing stain on his $700 sheets. If the couple in this video gets turned on by shadow puppets, I can make my middle finger erect and have it look just like a love bird.
How the hell is this considered “country” in any capacity? Talk about “Burnin’ It Down”, I wish the palette of votive candles featured in the stupid lyric video would set fire to the studio that birthed this monstrosity with the masters still in it.
“Burnin’ It Down” isn’t for intimate couples, it’s for lonely women to get all lubed up with in anticipation of an intimate encounter with Clyde the battery-powered hammerer. This song is a awkward as a hard on in a Speedo. Mating couples won’t find “Burnin’ It Down” sexy unless they get equally horny for the annual return of the McRib. What does Aldean know about sexy time anyhow? Aldean ain’t got the moves like Jagger, he’s got the moves like Grimmace.
“…with you baby layin’ right here naked in my bed.” They should exhume Barry White and make it the sole goal of the international scientific community to revive him for the exclusive purpose of kicking Jason Aldean’s ass for this song. Sorry Jason Aldean, but this song isn’t sexy, it’s creepy. A kitten aimlessly careening across a Korg keyboard in a catnip stupor could make a more compelling composition than this. As Tom Petty would say, “ You put your name on it, but you didn’t do that.” Even the guitar tones have been been so exhaustively massaged by 1’s and 0’s they sound like the warning signals emitted from a Star Wars protocol droid right before it explosively self-destructs. This isn’t a song, this is some guy with a MacBook Pro, a tub of Red Vines, and the cool tingle of cocaine tickling the edge of his nostrils creating an electronic sound bed to send over to Aldean’s studio so he can overlay his Auto-tune’d vocals and call it good. Sexy, taking cues from Jerrod Niemann and entering the EDM space to keep the child support money streaming in.Īs the first single from his upcoming album, “Burnin’ It Down” is a Casiotone piece of impersonal electronic awfulness in which any sign of true human inspiration or involvement has been so antiseptically scrubbed in lieu of animatronic tones and absolutist perfectitudes, the term “soul” has been completely and forever banished from being associated with this robotic piece of misanthropic pap. Tell us if you like it by leaving a comment below and please remember to show your support by sharing it with your family and friends and purchasing Jason Aldean's music.Since Jason Aldean has re-entered the single life after getting caught in a douche-soaked nightclub on the Sunset Strip handling up on some American Idol semifinalist castoff, now he thinks he’s Mr. Watch the Burnin' It Down video below in all its glory and check out the lyrics section if you like to learn the words or just want to sing along. The love story is interspersed with footage of Jason Aldean and his band performing the song surrounded by burning flames. The Wes Edwards-directed music video was shot in Nashville, Tennessee and showcases a gorgeous brunette taking a hot bath before heading downstairs to get her man for some playtime in the bedroom. The song was written by Rodney Clawson, Chris Tompkins, and Florida Georgia Line members Tyler Hubbard and Brian Kelley. The number one track serves as the lead single taken from the 37-year-old country singer's upcoming sixth studio album 'Old Boots, New Dirt', due out on Octovia Broken Bow Records. Jason Aldean turns up the heat in the fiery and sexy visual for his chart-topper "Burnin' It Down".
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